About Us

What We Do

We make funny, rude and plainly offensive t-shirts. Simple as that. They are meant to make you laugh and babies cry. You may find that they start conversations with random people then again they just might look at you funny. Oh and some people just really shouldn’t be shirtless.

What Makes Us Different

Our shirts are designed to be in your face just like every asshole you’ve ever met and deserved a good, old-fashioned ass kicking. Be different, be heard loud and clear at your next court date, mall or restaurant. We giving you the opportunity to connect with someone it not our problem who.

Who We Are

We want people to have fun, laugh, look good, feel comfortable, get good jobs, get sweaty dancing and go home with someone who also did those things. We don’t cater to the weak of heart or being politically correct but we do fondle with care.