Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, crackheads, whores, and crackwhores: Welcome to 3rd Nipple Tees, customized t-shirts and wearables for the depraved, the wildly offensive, and the misunderstood. Here, on our blog o’depravity, you can stay up-to-date with new product launches, funny stuff we find on the web, contests for free merch, contests for t-shirt design, and any other stuff you wanna know about. Get your freak on. With a t-shirt!
Our next design in the series is “I dig your boyfriend”… pretty much for anyone who wants someone else’s boyfriend for sex, labor, cuddling, slavery and all that. Reactions from other ladies might range from resting bitch face to a sly smile and an invite to share him in a hot-tub sized bowl of Jello.
Now Available at www.3rdnippletees.com .