Posts filed under: Men

t shirt for men and women – Eat Me, I’m Low Carb

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, crackheads, whores, and crackwhores: Welcome to 3rd Nipple Tees, customized t-shirts and wearables for the depraved, the wildly offensive, and the misunderstood. Here, on our blog o’depravity, you can stay up-to-date with new product launches, funny stuff we find on the web, contests for free merch, contests for t-shirt design, and any other stuff you wanna know about. Get your freak on. With a t-shirt!

Our next design in the series is Eat Me, I’m Low Carb, which, is of course, for cannibals as well as oral sex enthusiasts…  hey, don’t judge!

Haven’t gotten any head lately?  This will totally fix that… no, really!

t shirt for men and women - Eat Me I'm Low Carb

Available in:  custom t shirt for men and women, boyshorts, and of course, a THONG:).

Now Available at www.3rdnippletees.com in mens’ and womens’ styles.

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custom t-shirt Snowden-Manning for President

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, crackheads, whores, and crackwhores: Welcome to 3rd Nipple Tees, customized t-shirts and wearables for the depraved, the wildly offensive, and the misunderstood. Here, on our blog o’depravity, you can stay up-to-date with new product launches, funny stuff we find on the web, contests for free merch, contests for t-shirt design, and any other stuff you wanna know about. Get your freak on. With a t-shirt.

Our next design is about patriotism, because it takes BALLS to be a patriot.  And these guys got em.

Of course, they’ll die in prison or via your friendly neighborhood predator drone, but hey – they’re red white and blue all the way!

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Available in tie-dye t-shirt for men or women, a hoodie, and a killer backpack.  Now on sale at www.3rdnippletees.com.

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One answer to rule them all – custom t shirt men

Why… why does the sun rise in the east and set in the west?  Why does toast always land butter-side down?  Why is the ocean blue?  Why does your crotch itch?  Why do you this?  Why do you that?

Ever get sick of the question, why?  Are you equally offended by those who ask?  Well here’s your go-to answer, now you just point to your shirt the next time someone asks, “why do you blah blah blah”

custom t shirt men

available in sleeveless muscle T and heavyweight T styles.

 

 

That’s right.  Because FUCK YOU, that’s why.  This new and highly offensive billboard will let those fuckers know not to bother you.  Ever.  Again.  Available in a men’s muscle t-shirt (sleeveless custom t shirt men) and a men’s heavyweight t-shirt.  If the ladies chime in, we’ll make one for you too.

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You’rrrrrre Slutastik! Custom t shirt women

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, crackheads, whores, and crackwhores:

Welcome to 3rd Nipple Tees, customized t-shirts and wearables for the depraved, the wildly offensive, and the misunderstood. Here, on our blog o’depravity, you can stay up-to-date with new product launches, funny stuff we find on the web, contests for free merch, contests for t-shirt design, and any other stuff you wanna know about.

Get your freak on. With a t-shirt.

custom t shirt women

You’re no common slut, you’re slutastik! You might even be a golddigger someday, with hard work and vision.

 

 

Now Available at www.3rdnippletees.com in mens’ and womens’ styles.

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