Why… why does the sun rise in the east and set in the west?  Why does toast always land butter-side down?  Why is the ocean blue?  Why does your crotch itch?  Why do you this?  Why do you that?

Ever get sick of the question, why?  Are you equally offended by those who ask?  Well here’s your go-to answer, now you just point to your shirt the next time someone asks, “why do you blah blah blah”

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available in sleeveless muscle T and heavyweight T styles.



That’s right.  Because FUCK YOU, that’s why.  This new and highly offensive billboard will let those fuckers know not to bother you.  Ever.  Again.  Available in a men’s muscle t-shirt (sleeveless custom t shirt men) and a men’s heavyweight t-shirt.  If the ladies chime in, we’ll make one for you too.

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