Posts filed under: New Shirts

Home Wrecker, Swinger, or just really blunt?

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, crackheads, whores, and crackwhores: Welcome to 3rd Nipple Tees, customized t-shirts and wearables for the depraved, the wildly offensive, and the misunderstood. Here, on our blog o’depravity, you can stay up-to-date with new product launches, funny stuff we find on the web, contests for free merch, contests for t-shirt design, and any other stuff you wanna know about. Get your freak on. With a t-shirt!

Our next design in the series is “I dig your boyfriend”… pretty much for anyone who wants someone else’s boyfriend for sex, labor, cuddling, slavery and all that.  Reactions from other ladies might range from resting bitch face to a sly smile and an invite to share him in a hot-tub sized bowl of Jello.

Available in:  custom premium t shirt and relaxed fit tee for women.

Now Available at www.3rdnippletees.com .

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t shirt for men and women – Eat Me, I’m Low Carb

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, crackheads, whores, and crackwhores: Welcome to 3rd Nipple Tees, customized t-shirts and wearables for the depraved, the wildly offensive, and the misunderstood. Here, on our blog o’depravity, you can stay up-to-date with new product launches, funny stuff we find on the web, contests for free merch, contests for t-shirt design, and any other stuff you wanna know about. Get your freak on. With a t-shirt!

Our next design in the series is Eat Me, I’m Low Carb, which, is of course, for cannibals as well as oral sex enthusiasts…  hey, don’t judge!

Haven’t gotten any head lately?  This will totally fix that… no, really!

t shirt for men and women - Eat Me I'm Low Carb

Available in:  custom t shirt for men and women, boyshorts, and of course, a THONG:).

Now Available at www.3rdnippletees.com in mens’ and womens’ styles.

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One answer to rule them all – custom t shirt men

Why… why does the sun rise in the east and set in the west?  Why does toast always land butter-side down?  Why is the ocean blue?  Why does your crotch itch?  Why do you this?  Why do you that?

Ever get sick of the question, why?  Are you equally offended by those who ask?  Well here’s your go-to answer, now you just point to your shirt the next time someone asks, “why do you blah blah blah”

custom t shirt men

available in sleeveless muscle T and heavyweight T styles.

 

 

That’s right.  Because FUCK YOU, that’s why.  This new and highly offensive billboard will let those fuckers know not to bother you.  Ever.  Again.  Available in a men’s muscle t-shirt (sleeveless custom t shirt men) and a men’s heavyweight t-shirt.  If the ladies chime in, we’ll make one for you too.

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You’rrrrrre Slutastik! Custom t shirt women

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, crackheads, whores, and crackwhores:

Welcome to 3rd Nipple Tees, customized t-shirts and wearables for the depraved, the wildly offensive, and the misunderstood. Here, on our blog o’depravity, you can stay up-to-date with new product launches, funny stuff we find on the web, contests for free merch, contests for t-shirt design, and any other stuff you wanna know about.

Get your freak on. With a t-shirt.

custom t shirt women

You’re no common slut, you’re slutastik! You might even be a golddigger someday, with hard work and vision.

 

 

Now Available at www.3rdnippletees.com in mens’ and womens’ styles.

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Welcome to 3rd Nipple Tees!

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, crackheads, whores, and crackwhores:

Welcome to 3rd Nipple Tees, customized t-shirts and wearables for the depraved, the wildly offensive, and the misunderstood. Here, on our blog o’depravity, you can stay up-to-date with new product launches, funny stuff we find on the web, contests for free merch, contests for t-shirt design, and any other stuff you wanna know about.

Get your freak on. With a t-shirt.

Our first design? The one that started it all? Ta-da!!! Because nothing says I love you like the shocker :).

 

live-long-and-shocker

 

Now Available at www.3rdnippletees.com, we’ve also made it available in a thong just so you ladies can give your lover a map to read.

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