Posts filed under: Muscle T-Shirt

Why… why does the sun rise in the east and set in the west?  Why does toast always land butter-side down?  Why is the ocean blue?  Why does your crotch itch?  Why do you this?  Why do you that?

Ever get sick of the question, why?  Are you equally offended by those who ask?  Well here’s your go-to answer, now you just point to your shirt the next time someone asks, “why do you blah blah blah”

custom t shirt men

available in sleeveless muscle T and heavyweight T styles.



That’s right.  Because FUCK YOU, that’s why.  This new and highly offensive billboard will let those fuckers know not to bother you.  Ever.  Again.  Available in a men’s muscle t-shirt (sleeveless custom t shirt men) and a men’s heavyweight t-shirt.  If the ladies chime in, we’ll make one for you too.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, crackheads, whores, and crackwhores:

Welcome to 3rd Nipple Tees, customized t-shirts and wearables for the depraved, the wildly offensive, and the misunderstood. Here, on our blog o’depravity, you can stay up-to-date with new product launches, funny stuff we find on the web, contests for free merch, contests for t-shirt design, and any other stuff you wanna know about.

Get your freak on. With a t-shirt.

Our first design? The one that started it all? Ta-da!!! Because nothing says I love you like the shocker :).




Now Available at, we’ve also made it available in a thong just so you ladies can give your lover a map to read.

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