Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, crackheads, whores, and crackwhores: Welcome to 3rd Nipple Tees, customized t-shirts and wearables for the depraved, the wildly offensive, and the misunderstood. Here, on our blog o’depravity, you can stay up-to-date with new product launches, funny stuff we find on the web, contests for free merch, contests for t-shirt design, and any other stuff you wanna know about. Get your freak on. With a t-shirt.

Our next design is about patriotism, because it takes BALLS to be a patriot.  And these guys got em.

Of course, they’ll die in prison or via your friendly neighborhood predator drone, but hey – they’re red white and blue all the way!

custom t-shirt



Available in tie-dye t-shirt for men or women, a hoodie, and a killer backpack.  Now on sale at

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