Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, crackheads, whores, and crackwhores:

Welcome to 3rd Nipple Tees, customized t-shirts and wearables for the depraved, the wildly offensive, and the misunderstood. Here, on our blog o’depravity, you can stay up-to-date with new product launches, funny stuff we find on the web, contests for free merch, contests for t-shirt design, and any other stuff you wanna know about.

Get your freak on. With a t-shirt.

Our first design? The one that started it all? Ta-da!!! Because nothing says I love you like the shocker :).

 

live-long-and-shocker

 

Now Available at www.3rdnippletees.com, we’ve also made it available in a thong just so you ladies can give your lover a map to read.

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